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Celebrity 24 Celebrity All-Nude Photos!

Posted in humor, news, satire with tags culture, entertainment, humor, life, media, news, people on October 26, 2011 by chandlerswainreviews

by Anonymous, Special to the Swain News Service

Girls! Girls! Girls! Explicit photos of some of the most celebrated women in Hollywood and beyond are here for your perusal!

….Now that we have your attention. This has been a Test of the Emergency Blog Viewing System. Had this been an actual emergency we’d be sure and mention gratuitous sex to get your attention since nothing else seems to work. tsk tsk. Shame on you. This has been a Test of the Emergency Blog Viewing System.

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