NEWSFLASH: Gaddafi Burial Details Revealed

by Jaspar Apismo,  Swain News Service


TAKING THE FINAL PLUNGE: "It appears someone goofed," said Libyan observer Noodel Al-Ramen, "the burial called for a sandy place but someone must have thought they said 'go to the sandbox'".

Days after the accidental beating and shooting death of Libyan dictator Muammar Gaddafi, The Hufffing Tongue Post has received access to exclusive footage of what is believed to be his supposedly secret burial . Witnessed by only a few unnamed persons and his cat Minxy, Gaddafi was buried under strict Libyan Rebel rules befitting rulers who “live a peaceful life, honor thy women by wearing thy clothing and scattering thy seed unto the fold in prelude to screaming, killing, torturing and maiming.”

Exclusive footage of the presumed burial obtained from unnamed sources was too shaky to provide a clear image and so the film was sent to one of the most respected digital effects houses in Hollywood, where it was recreated at no small expense using the latest in CGI technology as well as featuring noted stunt cat “Halibut” who was previously seen in the motion pictures “The King’s Speech”, “Million Dollar Baby” and “Critters 3”. During the recreation production, agents from the ASPCA were present to ensure that no animals were harmed in the making of the footage. Sensitive viewers are to be advised that the footage is extremely graphic.

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4 Responses to “NEWSFLASH: Gaddafi Burial Details Revealed”

  1. I don’t know that kitty looked traumatized to me… 😉

    • chandlerswainreviews Says:

      According to sources, “Halibut” received a few sessions of therapy to relieve what was suspected to be a mild case of PTSD from the shoot, and is presumed now to be fine. Our latest source indicates that yesterday he was reportedly involved in a Pismo Beach bar fight with actor Nick Nolte.

  2. Odd news…

    […]NEWSFLASH: Gaddafi Burial Details Revealed « THE HUFFING TONGUE POST: THE NEWS HUMOR JOURNAL[…]…

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